I am a golf tee...

What a gip
I'm hungry, so I wanted to get a hot pocket from the vending machine, only to find that they are $1.10 !!! Dude, a little over a dollar for a single HOT POCKET?!?! What the heck? Man, you buy three of those and you can afford to buy a 10-pack from Albertsons or something. Geez, what a rip-off. So I better get my ass to Costco and load up on Hot Pockets, maybe even sell them myself...shoooooooot. It's just sad how you can make such a huge profit on people's hunger. Take soda form MacDonald's for example, a large soda can cost no more than $0.05!!! And they sell it for like more than a dollar, shit, if that's not making a killing off people, then someone slap me. Bet oh well, man's(or woman's) gotta live, I guess...

Deep thoughts
I told found'em that I was gonna change my blog name to "Deep Thoughts, by Jay Bermudez," but I thought better of it...instead, as often as possible, I will try to dedicate a deep thought to the man, Jack Handey. Today's deep thought is...

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

"Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day"